In case you were unaware, if you are married you can get away with any crime. Even felonies. Here’s how:
“You can get away with any crime if you are married.”
- Commit a crime.
- Have your wife call the cops after taking a picture of you committing the crime.
- Go to jail.
- Get bailed out.
- Let your lawyer drag out the trial for at least 6 months.
- Have someone testify that your marriage was rocky.
- Get acquitted.
- Rinse and repeat.
I don’t understand how or why, but it works.